Friday, February 20, 2009

Maggie's face says it all...


So I thought I had actually found a potential roommate on roommates.com...until we started emailing. He sent me an email (all lower case) telling me that he is responsible and clean and that he smokes outside only (red flag #1), then he tells me that he is a sous chef in the best restaurant in town but did not provide the name (red flag #2). He then proceeds to tell me that he has two kids and keeps them every other weekend (red flag #3). He concludes his email asking to meet in a public place and that he's good looking, well dressed and reliable (red flag #4)...seriously, is this a dating site? I'm strongly considering getting a second job for the next 6 months to avoid being hacked up and stored in my freezer by one of these crazies out there.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Sad to report...


Kelly will be moving out soon and I will be the crazy cat lady all by myself again...No more road humps...I've posted an ad on roommates.com and the responses so far are scary at best. Seriously, do normal people exist in Houston? I'm just looking for a professional man or woman without any serious mental issues or addictions...